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JokeDocs: Theme Actual Future Past Special DocPresentation


I did a quick search on google for "medical funnies".

They say they are the biggest MedJokeDataBase in the world! So give them the biggest laughs!

Have a look at that:

Humor in Neurophysiology:    

Specialty: The lighter Side of Psych! 

Daily jokes at 

There is a link in there to "Doc's Joke Page" which is also quite good:

JokeDocs: Theme Actual Future Past Special DocPresentation


JokeDocs: Theme Actual Future Past Special DocPresentation


JokeDocs: Theme Actual Future Past Special DocPresentation

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have
her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted
the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I
noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an
elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big
breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient.
Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife
that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more
than five minutes later, I heard her telling the rest of the family
that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Dr. Susan Steinberg,
Manitoba, Canada

I was performing a complete physical, including the visual
acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began,
"Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly.
"Now your left." Again, a flawless read. "Now both," I requested. There
was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top line. I
turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked; he
was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was laughing too hard to
finish the exam.
Dr. Matthew Theodropolous, Worcester, MA

During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his
cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having
trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told
me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of
places to put it!"
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I
wouldn't see...Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now
the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying
a new one.
Dr. Rebecca St.Clair, Norfolk, VA

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I
asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion
she answered... "Why, not for about twenty years-when my husband
was alive."
Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR

I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's
your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the
Kentucky Jelly.
I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled
"KY Jelly."
Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI

A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman
with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a
variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly
determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for
immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table,
the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it
there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was
completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said
"Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Author unknown


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1) Dr. Igor Borshcher from Israel

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has a very useful website with over 500 links for medical doctors.
Especially his MedHumour page is remarkeable: 
Visit his site under 

2) Prof.Dr. med. Gerd Uhlenbruck

Very humorous but profound aphorisms by Prof. Uhlenbruck
in German, an english title coming up soon.
Ask for his books in your library.
Or look on the site of his publisher:

3) Dr. Anio Lanzi

Surgeon and specialist of internal medicine in italy with an interesting homepage: 

He says his passion is telling jokes and he has about 4.000 jokes ready to tell. Well, we should invite him for the next congress!

Dr. Anio Lanzi

4) Eckart von Hirschhausen professional CabaretDoc

He gives diagnosis and therapy at the same time with his humorous comedian programs (in german)

photo: private 

they made a virtual comedian with courtesy of 

5) Gunther Philipp a great comedian and movie actor, theatre author and TV Star

 © Fotostudio Horst Urbschat, Berlin

has died in October 2003. See his own presentation
He was ActorDoc, TVDoc, JokeDoc, CarDoc, SwimDoc and OlympicDoc.

"Da wird Daddy staunen" was one of his works as theatre author.

His presentation in WhoIsWho: 
His resume in  Kabarettarchiv: 
Another resume: 

Born in 8 June 1918 with name Gunther Placheta in Romania he grew up in Vienna.
During his school time he was an olympic level swimmer! He was nominated for olympic games in 1936 but excluded because of his anti-nazistic attitude. Later he swam several records 0,4 seconds from world records.
When he studied medicine in Vienna in 1940 he also studied acting. In summer 1948 he founded the four-head cabaret group "The little 4" after beginning his specialization in Neurology in 1946.
Around his Germany tournee in 1949 he finished his medical activity and became fully professional actor.
Just besides he went on car races and in the sixties he becams Austrian champion for several times before he retired in this sport and moderated a motor sport magazine in TV.


6) Werner Schunk is JokeDoc

Werner Schunk (MR Prof. Dr. med. habil)

He wrote a couple of humorous books with German jokes about medicine....!
See "Deutsches Ärzteblatt": 

- born in Gotha (Germany) where he lives actually
- education as metal worker
- ABF Jena, Medical studies, doctorate, working as general practitioner
- specialization in work-medicine, habilitation, becoming professor
- since 1992 general practitioner, building up an "Institutes für Arbeitsmedizin" in Thüringen
- long professional working phases in India, USA, Japan
- over 300 scientific publications, over 50 patents
- Hobbies: Travelling, photography, crafting, writing 

courtesy of the publisher

7) JokeDoc Lüder Wohlenberg - a "two meters of half god in white"

See a short film:
another one:

This colleague is on eof the leading "JokeDocs" in Germany, though his type of cabaret could also be described as "pilitical comedy".
The definition is relative, important is only a certain movement of the diaphragm which is called LAUGHING!
See our little discussion (in german) by e-mail...

-----Original Message-----
From: Lüder Wohlenberg
Sent: Friday, April 06, 2007 10:55 AM
To: Wolfgang Ellenberger
Subject: Re: Für Lüder: PianoDoc grüßt JokeDoc

Lieber Herr Ellenberger,
vielen Dank für Ihre Anfrage. Gerne dürfen Sie Material von meiner Webseite benutzen und mich "auf Ihre Seite holen". Leider komme ich zur Zeit nicht dazu, noch zusätzlich etwas über mich zu schreiben. Aber vielleicht kann ich das zu einem späteren Zeitpunkt nachholen. Mit der Einordnung in "JokeDocs" kann ich mich noch nicht ganz anfreunden. Das klingt mir, der ich mich immer noch dem politischen Kabarett verpflichtet fühle, ein wenig zu leicht und zu sehr nach Comedy. Mit einem entsprechenden Hinweis ist das aber denkbar. Und neben dem Kollegen von Hirschhausen fühle ich mich auch gut aufgehoben.
Soweit erstmal.
Mit besten Grüßen aus Köln
Lüder Wohlenberg

Ich benutze "political comedy". Lass es doch einfach bei "JokeDocs", dass klingt abgedreht und interessant. Die Übergänge sind fließend und, wie gesagt, neben Eckart fühle ich mich auch ganz wohl.

his webs:  with his partner Seibel

his agency:

8) ComedyDoc Paul Schuh

His "vita humores":
It began in 1971 at a song contest in his high school: Singing "Anuschka" from Udo Jürgens he got the third prize.
Next year he had the best student prize with "Mathilda" also by Udo Jürgens.

Later he took theatre courses in "Stehgreif-Theater" (spontaneous improvising theatre) which he connects involving the audience in the humorous interaction.....!

Paul Schuh (Eberbach/Germany) and Helmut Ziewis (Nürnberg/Germany)
in a sketch as doctor and patient "Georg Engel"


Paul Schuh as "third class actor" alias Michael Jackson from Las Vegas

Paul Schuh as "Mehmet Yildirim" (Hausmeister)


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